BUY IT! LIVE IT!
|
|
SUPER ACTION capers happen in reality. The antics on the menswear
Paris and Milan catwalks feature explosive cocktails of
animation colourways and print. ACTION DADDY sets the pace with with sporty TEAM ACTION DADDY athletic gear as worn by the group on the LUBRICATED AMMO TOUR. $15 hockey Ts, Flying Pig insignia on the chest, TEAM ACTION DADDY emblem on the shoulders. One size fits most. Suitable for the most brutal acts of self-indulgence as well as tender locker room encounters.
Play it safe with Knee Pads - $40 |
Who cares - hit it! |
At it's most extreme, wearers unwittingly become the new super heros. As an
alternative to the essential, bare, toned chest, designers opted for their own
dose of muscle mania. Popeye transformations include trompe l'oille
muscles, beefed up formal suits, and the built in abs and pecs of ACTION
DADDY's foam, foil, fur and latex jackets.
FUR AND FOIL models for her - $110 |
|
|
And just to make doubly sure that no-one kicks sand in your face, why not also wear
a latex BRAIN AMPLIFIER. Stretched tautly over your own curly cerebral folds, ACTION DADDY
has spectacularly updated the tired logo cap concept. Bend others to your will with
the magnified electrical force of your brain! Comes with protective eyewear
stress tested to withstand accidental electrical discharge to the face. Choose from
'Kill Kill', 'Holy Cow' or 'Fist of God' thought patterns. Ah decisons, decisions. $240 made to order. Send hat size and approximate IQ. All order information strictly confidential. |
MUNDO CARNE!MUNDO CARNE! CD - $10 |
|
|
Can't live out your super hero dreams in the flesh? Need a surrogate?
Join thousands worldwide living out strange closet dreams with collectable
ACTION DADDY action figures. Oh, and did we mention that some people are
paying crazy money for these worthless plastic toys? Go figure.
Our faves include 7 FOOT MOFO ROBOT, and RUBBER LADY DJ. Hey, check out the infinite accessory sets to really get those hormones carbonating. Click here for current items in stock. Items manufactured by Hasbro in England and by Bandai, Tomy, Popy and Marmut in Japan. Prices vary with collectors market. |
ORDERING INFO |
|
Scribble what you want on a napkin and send cash, check or money order
payable to:
Mojo Jelly Media, ltd. PO BOX 130122 Chinatown Station New York, NY 10013 Or throw out your barter offer! Currently accepting hunting trophies, 8 track tapes, gold teeth, original Polaroid snapshot pornography. |